I was visiting a friend of
mine the other day. His name is Rufus Mudsucker. He's a patient in the
"Midwest Home for the Rent to Own Insane". I arrived just as the group
therapy was beginning...
| Rufus, at the
podium: |
My name is Rufus Mudsucker |
| Audience: |
''Hello Rufus'' |
| Rufus: |
"I haven't done inventory in 132 days" |
| Audience: |
''We Love you Rufus"... |
| Rufus: |
Walks away sobbing uncontrollably and mumbling
something about "bar-codes". |
Poor Rufus, his story is all too common in our industry. But, for those
of you who haven't heard it...here goes.....(you might want to grab some
tissues)
It was 5:45 on a Saturday evening. HisĀ best customer ran in just before
closing time and wanted a DVD player. "No problem", Rufus said with a smile.
"I've got one left. I'll have you out of here and watching movies in no
time at all". Rufus took great pride in the accuracy of his inventory, and could
write an agreement faster than anyone in 5 states (3 minutes flat!).
Rufus confidently turned the DVD around to check the item number..... "what's
this?", he murmured to himself, a blank, far-away look coming across his
face..."no item number!" "How can this be", he said to himself as he carried
the DVD to the counter, careful to hide his fear from the customer.
Rufus quickly ran the serial number...horror of horrors...the serial number
came back "On-Rent". Tiny beads of RTO sweat began collecting on his brow. "No
problem" he mumbled again, "I'll use another itemĀ number and figure it out
Monday... no one will ever know.
That was 1 year ago. His one time experimentation with 'item swapping', grew
into a 50 BOR a week habit in 12 short months...so sad.
The biggest problems start small
If you only swap an inventory item
once, you'll probably be ok. But the problem grows exponentially. By using one
bogus number, two items are misplaced. The actual item the customers
takes home, and the borrowed item number you used to write the agreement.
Once you start down this road...you can NEVER go back.
You start out swapping items of similar age and value. After all, "aren't
all 6 month old VCR's alike?" Before you know it, you're using a
"Used" refrigerator item number to write an agreement for a "New"
recliner.
There are ways to fix such a system, but a sudden and un-explained fire
would be less costly. Of course, you wouldn't be able to collect on the
insurance because you will have absolutely no idea what inventory was in the
store.
Close your eyes...take a deep breath, and remember way back to your Grand
Opening. All inventory was fresh and new. All items had bright, shiny price
tags. All electronics were carefully engraved with store name, phone number,
item number, date of stock, "do not pawn", and the blood type of the person
doing the engraving. You could run an inventory report with confidence. Then
came those pesky customers...